Looking for a new belief system? Love cats? Become a Nine Lives Cat Cultist. As a member of the Nine Lives cat cult, you will worship cats in the hopes to one day please the All Ruling Feline and gain the chance to become a cat in your next life. Purchase one of our convenient physical Manifestos to learn our Creed, our Heirarchy System, our Nine Rules, and our Ideologies, and make your Vow of Honor to the Cult.

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Our Nine Rules are:

1. Your cat is your Home Deity.

2. All cats are worthy of our worship.

3. Never harm or wish harm upon any cat.

4. Always treat cats with the utmost respect. 

5. Never push a cat to do something against their will.

6. Always provide your Home Deity with the best food and furninshings that you can.

7. The cat distribution system is law. *

8. You must not go more than 72 hours without petting a cat. **
9. Always carry cat treats when going out in case you come across one of our Feline Superiors so you can submit an offering

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Manifestos, our Holy Scripture, and select merchandise available at any in person events attended by LPM.

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Please purchase our Cat Cult items from the Nine Lives Section of our shop page.

Any books purchased directly from LPM have an embossed golden seal with the Cat Cult Logo as proof of direct purchase from us.​

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